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Safety Directives (1974)
- Never retrieve a frisbee from a bespoke electricity substation.
- Always un-plug your television set before retiring for the evening.
- Look right, look left, look right again.
- Do not play on building sites. They are fraught with hidden perils.
- Warn children of the dangers of abandoned refrigerators.
- In the event of a fallout warning, stay indoors and tune to the Home Service.
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